somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Dear god my vagina.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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