everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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