Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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