Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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