She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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