Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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