i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
This is the high leading the old right now
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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