Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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