I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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