my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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