You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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