Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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