she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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