Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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