Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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