We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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