Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
