i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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