i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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