I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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