Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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