so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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