BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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