i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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