So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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