Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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