I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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