Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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