There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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