I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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