I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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