No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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