He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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