yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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