six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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