Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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