the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize