so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
