I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
These tits shall not be calmed
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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