So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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