am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i will never coherently bang her
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
there is glitter all over my balls
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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