Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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