There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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