Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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