Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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