Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Someone came in the potted fern
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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