Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he thought i was a dude.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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