Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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