We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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