Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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