I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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