Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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