I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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