It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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