I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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